The Sand (2015)
The Sand (2015)
THIS BEACH IS KILLER.
After an all-night graduation beach party, a group of hung-over twenty-somethings awake to a beating sun, and a seemingly carnivorous beach that devours anything with a heartbeat that touches the sand.
Great setup to show what is really important in today’s cinema. Boobs.
And violence. Violence too.
There's less (exposed) boobs in this than you might think. 🙈
They dropped the ball
Basically 80+ minutes of the floor is lava. It's a good time though, especially when you go into it with low expectations..
I am here for this movie, but that poster is just a visual affront to every aesthetic sensibility I have.
Eh, I've seen worse. ¯_ (ツ)_/¯
I think OP put the wrong IMDB link.
Oops! You're right. Thanks for notifying me. I edited the link (it might need a couple of minutes for the change to federate).
Pass. I don't want to accidentally give money to Jamie Kennedy or Mitchel Musso. Conservative fuckwads.
This looks great!
It's great schlock!
I actually watched this with my bf a few months ago!! The only reason we turned it on was for Mitchel Muso and we got exactly what we wanted from it