wokest person at the speed networking event had a Kissinger book on display

If you're the wokest person in the room, you need to surround yourself with woker people

Slight correction—technically I am the Woker but this was on the job-havers side of things

Is it a book about the most ethical way to drop napalm on children?

networking event

Kissinger ruined because of woke!

his crimes are numerous, I'm sure it would take many books to detail them