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When I was being raised as a young earth creationist, the earth was supposedly 12,000-20,000 years old. Then it was 10,000 years old. Then only 6,000. After I outgrew that nonsense, I joked that in a few decades YECs would say that their god created the earth in 1980, and anyone older than 40 are agents of the devil sent to test your faith.
59 1 ReplyOf course, the universe was actually created in 1970 and anyone claiming to be older than 54 is an agent of Microsoft sent to test your faith in Unix.
26 0 ReplyAhh, hence why there are no negative Unix timestamps.
2 0 ReplyHalf the earth was actually created in 1969. The other half was finished 12 hours later =]
3 0 ReplyThe universe was created along with the release os temple os. Everything before are just memories implanted on us.
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Earth will be created in 2036. This is just a rehearsal.
10 0 ReplyThe Earth was created on January 1st, 1970 and will end on January 19th, 2038.
8 0 ReplyI remember a time when all of this happens again
4 0 ReplyWe're doing the extra-silly speedthrough right now. Next time will be much more comprehensible.
2 0 Reply"After extensive beta testing we have decided to shelve this project. It just wasn't working."
2 0 ReplyAll this has happened before, and all this will happen again.
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Last Thursday.
5 0 ReplyI could never get the hang of thursdays
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God created your with your memories as-is this morning when you woke up
3 0 ReplyI was also raised as a young earth creationist and it was always 6k years old for me but I could not begin to tell you why.
3 0 ReplyThe 6,000 years comes from the lineage of Jesus as set down in the Bible with names and ages of those in his genetic line.
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