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A good idea, but what came to mind: You enter a small well lit cave. The walls have assorted moccasins, chopines, poulaines, and other footware spiked to them. A goblin in a colored shirt runs out and greets you in a croaking voice. "What can I help you with today?"
You continue down the vast hallway. You try not to make eye contact with a pair of kobolds near a tiny hut. Despite trying to ignore them the kobolds still approach you and speak "Hello traveler, do you wish to remove years from your life and return to the appearance of youth?". They motion to the tiny hut with shelves lined with lotions, eye cream, and makeup.
What do you do?
The perfumers have arrived. You do not escape. They spray you with scents until you're like a sad, wet dog.
If you hadn't specified "and other footware", I would've found myself in "Eric and The Dread Gazebo" territory.
Goblin says: we can arm wrestle for 10%. But I warn you, I am stronger than I look.