Ultra mega penguin
6 0 ReplyIt's a shame the Irish didn't have any Mega penguins
4 0 ReplyI don't like that colour scheme
31 0 ReplyYou don't like Penguinhub?
38 0 ReplyPoor little British man
12 0 ReplyVery British, fucking and getting fucked
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Proper massive innit
8 0 ReplyPalaeeudyptes klekowskii is an extinct penguin species of the penguin genus Palaeeudyptes Palaeeudyptes.
Aaw. Guess no ridable penguins for me then.
23 0 Replyit's the year
0 0 ReplyI wanna snuggle one
11 0 ReplyThe British man has been socially conditioned not to show it...but he'd likely really appreciate it.
23 0 ReplyThey stink at the zoo, but I bet if you locked me up in a cage and had money's laugh at me with no respite I would stink to.
Damn why does this sound like every job I have?
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Penglings?
Pengwengs?
4 0 Reply2m =/= 6'8"
6 1 ReplyTrue!
3 0 ReplyYou're right it's 6.56168 feet. Who are these guys trying to fool?! 🔱
5 0 ReplyI've met a British man taller than that! This is all lies!
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It wouldn’t be The Guardian without a glaring mistake.
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I could still win a fight against that mega penguin.
2 1 ReplyOne, maybe, but penguins live in huge colonies.
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