It would have cost you nothing to just not post this
109 0 ReplyI was a lot happier when I thought that was a rubber band
97 0 ReplyBut to be honest, it was a magical moment to follow the "rubber band" and realize what exactly it is. And by that I mean the eldritch horror summoning ritual kind of magic.
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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start screaming. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of people screaming together in fear and agony at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
73 2 ReplyWait no one started masturbating? How odd
36 0 ReplyEveryone is too horrified to be horny
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pass the unsee juice please
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non't.
31 0 ReplyYup that's enough Lemmy for today
30 0 ReplyFor the whole week
8 0 ReplyI can say the same, and I just got on here. OP you have ruined my day and perhaps my entire life.
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When it said organic I thought it was a hair band made out of meat and I was like ugh. Then I realized what it actually was. I wish it was meat.
30 0 ReplyWhat do you mean? We're made out of meat.
(I'm sorry there's apparently no https version of that site.)
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I want to cry now.
25 0 ReplyDo your ears hang low? Do they dangle to and fro...
19 0 ReplyNo.
18 0 Replyi hate it i hate it i hate it
18 0 ReplyYou can tie them in a knot or you can tie them in a bow
18 0 ReplyYou can throw them on your shoulder like a continental soldier
9 0 Replyin the front or the back but not yet on both.
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Dear god why
16 0 ReplyTIHI
13 0 ReplyNo
13 0 Reply13 0 ReplyPolitely delete this please
13 0 ReplyMark it NSFW
14 2 ReplyYeah seriously This is Not Safe For Work because my boss just walked by and saw this over my shoulder and now I'm fired.
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Welp, time to go outside for the day. Gross!
12 0 ReplyIma vom real quick
11 0 ReplyHow do I delete something from the Internet?
11 0 ReplyNot vegan though, because a human was harmed for the creation of that ponytail.
12 1 ReplyYeah, me.
26 0 ReplyI thought consent was the more important factors, hence breast milk being vegan?
11 0 ReplyI'm becoming a pure vegan and asking my girlfriend for help! Thanks for this information
4 0 Replythe vegan society definition makes no mention of consent. only exploitation.
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A vehement, unnecessarily aggressive down-toot for you sir. But only because I did not enjoy this lol
9 0 Replythe visuals and concept are both disgusting, but reading this made me laugh like nothing for a long time, thanks peeps, this was lovely
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