The ideal Hexbear form. We all can aspire to reach this level.

youre a maoist, yet you want a queen. interesting lenin-sure

Looking for someone to hold up the other half of the sky with me

Hey gurl imma show you cumtown.

oh so you just wanna fuck that's cool.

No, I'm gonna introduce you to my favorite problematic podcast.

I'm gonna introduce you to my favorite problematic podcast.

Bostons Favorite Son?

The most woke person to ever say the n word among friends

Fuck Cumtown. Shit is garbage.

Cumtown was on a list of leftists podcasts I saw before I'd ever heard of it. I got some clips of it in my YouTube feed and it was all racial jokes and jokes where the punchline is someone is gay.
"Being gay is a punchline" should have ended in the 90s.
You're completely correct.
Stav’s standup is good. No idea why the podcast was the way it was. I’ve heard people say the podcast was unfunny on purpose, but that will never convince me it was good. I just don’t get it.
- No idea why the podcast was the way it was.
  
  Nick's self destructive/self sabotage tendencies.
  
  I think they did have some incredibly funny bits. Liberal elmo (CW racism) and the CIA recruitment ad (CW CSA discussion) are just pure gold and did not punch down at all. The same obviously can't be said for the vast majority of the podcast, since most of the time they were making insensitive and inflammatory jokes just with the purpose of being on the edge of what could be acceptable. That caused a lot of harm and it still affects the culture of the online left in a negative way. Was it worth it? Probably not. Did Nick Mullen go on Fox Red Eye and bully John Bolton (CW: Fox, racism, Nick Mullen, misogyny)? Yeah, he did do that. I don't have anything else to say.

The only cutting edge culture I'm in is the one where you cut off edging because it violates the volcel pledge

Luke, 22, is a land of contrasts.

Fair play. This should narrow down the interested parties to only those he should take a REAL interest in. Unless some Habsburg descendant with a jaw shaped like a tennis ball and a brain stem shaped like a question mark misinterprets the "looking for my queen" bit, but then we should at least get a romantic comedy out of it.

I think an approach like this is far better than trying to appeal to as many people as possible. I had "FUCK [local] right-wing party" in my profile and that I’m left-wing/ Pro BLM, and I talked with my now-partner about politics and Palestine five sentences into our first convo.

To imagine, I could have dated a liberal!
[on a blind date] You listen to a lot of NPR? That's cool, I hear the tiny desk concert things are pretty good. What do I listen to? Well there's this thing called Cum Town and today I caught an extended segment where an adolescent Ben Shapiro gets his prepubescent testicles crushed inside the ass of child sex predator Mr. Feeny from Boy Meets World and that's the backstory to why Ben Shapiro's voice is so shrill in the voiceovers for those Nissan car commercials. Wait, why are you leaving? I thought this was going well?

don't trust the lies of Big Hoodies

would

A friend meet his wife with basically this bio and an ACAB at the end

oh no he's kinda my type...........thank god he's beyond the 5 year age gap or I'd be like "hey what's his number"

would

:bonk:
- harder

Just like me fr fr

I bet he's gotten a shit-ton of matches from this

when I met my girlfriend my profile had a picture of me tabling for Workers Strike Back (rip). Put it out there it's hot

Why RIP?
- WSB split off from Socialist Alternative; I did not follow and later left Socialist Alternative (which I wrote about here). Unfortunately I think that new WSB's central idea - that the moment is ripe for a cross-union mass membership organization of workers that's not a communist party - is incorrect. They are currently campaigning for Jill Stein and Kshama says that a successful "spoiler" vote for Stein that resulted in a Trump win would lead to the creation of a major third party, which would be great if it were true but it's not. Unfortunately their deviation from SAlt has only made them worse; they still share SAlt's bad theory on Israel and presumably some of the leadership culture.
  
  But it was a nice moment and although we made some mistakes with the unionization work at Amazon KCVG it was still a good thing overall.

Don't understand the uncalled insult to Taylor Swift.

Taylor Swift is a billionaire who takes 30 minute private jet flights to avoid being in traffic. Fuck her.
ACAB includes the billionaires that hold their leashes.
- All billionaires are bastards
Probably just trying to keep the swifties off his tail.
It's not wrong but it's oddly specific
Telling somedude whining about guitar bands are dead that I know several women who learnt to play because of Taylor Swift and then leaving the room

I dont trust a guy who leads with 'I dont like this woman', and I dont even care for Swift or her music