6mo ago

presses button rulepeatedly

Alt: A photo with the text "Would you press this button?" And two images representing options: option 1 is "50% chance of becoming a billionaire" with an image of a shovel full of money, and the other "50% chance of becoming this" being an image of Astolfo, a character from Type-Moon's "Fate" anime/manga/VN series noted for crossdressing as a cute girl, and is commonly identified as a LGBT icon.

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Ew. Rather not....
Worry about who was exploited for all that money.
- Can I just be a millionaire? 750,000 aire? Tbh 300,000 would solve every conceivable problem in my life
  
  Easily. Step 1: become a billionaire, as in the image. Step 2: create 999 millionaires. Congratulations, you're now a millionaire!
  
  Who wants to be a millionaire?
- What if it was exclusively enthusiastic Fox News viewers?
  
  I wouldn't want to exploit the already overexploited mentally ill people
- It's magic. Just like the transformation.

- If I get the money I'll just use it to start my life over as a cute and mousy cottage core lady.

So i just have to keep pressing until i get both?
- If you get the left, you can afford to become the right.
  
  I don't think it's nearly as easy to become a perfect cute femboy, as it is to transition. I might be wrong but it's something you really need to get lucky with.
  
  I mean one-button instant transformation into something cute is a lot easier than surgery and all that.

If I actually became cartoon style femboy in real life, becoming billionaire wouldn't be that hard imo.
- You'd have to abandon all of your ethical principles, and then you'd face the problem of how to keep the wealth you generate rather than having it sucked up by all the existing billionaires who would chew you up, extract every penny they could then spit you out, which is extra difficult because now you're in an intersection of minorities.
  And even if you succeeded you'd be a billionaire, and I don't think those people are actually very fulfilled.
  
  If I was a cartoon femboy, I'm pretty sure a few of those existing billionaires would be my simps.

god I hope I don't get the billionaire one

Only ethical way of becoming a billionaire
- depends how this button exactly works
- Staying a billionaire wouldn't be however :3
  
  you could donate a hundred thousand a year to charities, use two hundred thousand each year inflation adjusted, and have it last until you die, probably.

Guess I'm pressing the button, then. Either I become a billionaire and can do whatever I want, or I become a femboy, make bank with photos, videos, and streams of myself, and use the money to do slightly less of whatever I want.

Im pressing the button twice
- gets 2 billion moneys*
  
  Pressing it again... and again

Can I press the button until I get both?

There is no downside here

Free HRT, I can look hot, and I get a chance at solving world hunger?
Hell yeah!
- I think you might still need to have HRT if you want the other effects of feminization HRT, like breasts. Might get you closer though.

Transformed into someone young and healthy? You can keep the money.

I'm already a cute femboy, I would want to be rich though.
- So, you already pressed the button?
  
  Not exactly, just kinda got a lucky roll on the genetic lottery.
- but imagine long pink natural hair
  
  That would be neat, and would make dying it easier in some ways.

"God dammit. Rich again!"
- Wait hang on there's a pictures for sad children about this.
  
  I don't get it

One one hand I absolutely despise capitalists, on the othe hand I really want to look like that (but in a very not cis and very sis way)
- just become one of the knights of charlemagne and fuck lots of people.
  
  No thanks, im Asexual

Life as a cartoon might be interesting . Especially of this variety. I think the tentacle sex wouldn't be so bad, sign me up.

Like, even if you didn't wanna be a femboy, that's a hot femboy.

Step 1. Press the button until you have both Step 2. Give all the money away

How many times can i push the button? What happens if i femboy myself twice?
- Maybe you get upgraded to fem-man?
  
  or femgirl :3
  
  Sounds like a Mega Man boss. Femme Man, maybe? You get Skirt Spin, which is like Top Sin but cute and useful

If I had to be stuck with a feminine body I'd probably just go the rest of the way and get some boobs

Clickety clickety click!
Clickety clickety click!
I didn't get any money.

How is this even a question? There's no downside.

I want that so badly, even though I pass well enough now, I would love to be cute like that since I'm not super feminine as I am now. If I got the money I would use it to finally get voice surgery and bottom surgery.

I really don't wanna become a bilkionaire but...

I think basically everyone here would press both as many times as they could, there's no downside
- I might actually press the button zero times. Genuinely. I am pretty well convinced by now that being a billionaire is a mental health disaster, and I'm cis.
  But being thin again would be nice...