Which one is you?

Same, but I mainly drive the golden toilet a lot

I feel mildly insulted. I use arch btw.

How do you do fellow kids?

Not even ashamed, I feel the age and I will misuse slang just to watch the young people cringe.

Stay rizzy my skibidi sigmas

You have used the slang correctly
- When the slang is so ~~shit~~ multi-functional that you can't use it wrong.
- Check out the rizzler on the gyatt over here
- Damn it

I laughed pretty hard at the Manjaro one

Me too. Cause it's true
Same, lol, it's one of my fave distros, but the meme ain't wrong!

I used to be How Do You Do Fellow Kids, but then I accepted who I really was and settled into Hide The Pain Harold.

I haven't looked at the fedora logo in so long I legitimately thought Facebook had released a Linux distro..

..the curve on the bottom of that f is doing a lot of work to try and make that logo different.

Also after years of being McMahon I have evolved into an Asian Punk Hacker it seems... No idea what I was before McMahon, Manjaro and Slackware are not on the list. And I use Debian for servers.

It even has a watermark..
- Yes I saw that when I zoomed in, but doesn't look like it without my glasses on the phone because the contrast on the watermark is just low enough to make it look like "JPEG blue"

Look, all I want is for my shit to work and work every time. I drive a car from the 90s. I go out of my way to buy handheld electronics that take standard cell batteries. I'm writing this while shitting in a toilet made in 1972. I don't mind things being a little out of date as long as they just work.

Anyway, guess my distro.

SUSE giga-Chad ✊

Void on laptop, alpine on homeserver. Yep, checks out.

Love how the indian guy sitting meme perfectly sums up how I feel about alpine, nixos, and freebsd, even though those are completely different projects with different directions and goals. "It's boring and it just works".

Indian guy sitting? That's Pablo Escobar!
- TIL, thanks!
NixOS "is boring and iust works" until you want to do something fancy a module author didn't anticipate and suddenly you find yourself defining functions that use genAttrs on some lists imported from JSON files
- This (and systemd bugs) is the main reason I moved away from nixos on my homeserver. Nowadays if I want declarative configuration, I just cram everything into docker containers and write a huge docker-compose.yml for everything that I want to run. Would still recommend nixos for things that don't require a lot of tweaking. Like if I had to set up a simple website for a small business or something. I love how you can set up SSL certificates for nginx with autorenewal just by switching it on in configuration.nix.

Windows, M’Fedora, PopOS and NixOS rn

Memes demonstrating that Neolithic communication is superior, as written language is abandoned for pictographs on digital walls.

We use nixos not because its perfect but because its the best there is(if you want immutability(and you still want access to conventional feeling updates))

I am superficial. I care for the interface, instead of the core....aka KDE and Windows.

“Care about the interface” and “Windows” are oxymorons in my book (also hate KDE but haven’t been on desktop Linux in ages).
I use KDE to try to convince my brain that it's still on Windows

Does anyone use Kali as their daily? Genuine curiosity.

I think of it as a utility distro.

Tryhards I guess?

Gentoo user here

Yep sums it up

The only time I can identify myself as a chad, nice

Top left. Harold and the fat guy.

Appearantly I'm gary, but I rarely talk to CS PhDs…

I don't get it, I am not in any of these pictures.

#10 with an aging laptop that unfortunately pretty much needs to be Windows to make any sense - like, I basically just use Excel. And Word. That's it. And afaik nothing really does Excel like Excel, which seems silly to use with Wine...

But I may build a home server type setup soonish using Linux because it sounds fun

Centos 7.3 in an oracle virtual box on windows 10, but I definitely feel like the "hello, how are you fellow kids?" guy. There is not even a RedHat in the graphic for me to pretend is me.