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6mo ago

Anon doesn't know what he's doing wrong

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Maybe anon has more luck flirting outside of his household?
- That, or try breaking his arms.
  
  Yup, more than one way to skin a cat. (BTW, I heard this term as a construction term, as in operating a Caterpillar machine).
  
  I don’t think anon’s mom loves him that much. Anon is anon, after all.

This could also be a great textbook example of social conditioning. Women and men self-perpetuating gender stereotypes and acting weirded out when they're being violated.

$100 bucks says Anon is ugly and/or overweight.
- Only if the person that made up the fictional character writes it that way.
- Or just gives off massive fake and gay energy
- $100 says the green text is an artistic work of falsehood
  
  100¢ says anon is a bad flirt.
  
  tf? green text is always true, anon never makes shit up.
- "All those women feeding him"

Well, it's probably because he's the leper king of Jerusalem, judging by that mask

If your mom is nice to you she simply protects her assets. Her behaviour towards you is in no way an indicator on how attractive you are for potential partners from outside your family.
Her behaviour towards you however may be an indicator on how attractive you are for potential partners inside your family.
- ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

Anon:

Idk if this is solace for someone or not but as a lesbian I never had it any easier than this hypothetical chap
- I gave up and found a boyfriend. I'm not even kidding. I'm like...90% lesbian though.
  
  That's called being bi my fellow gril
  As for myself, I found a long distance lesbo partner by being an uber mega nerd about am old free visual novel
  
  It's funny - the bi women I know have a much better understanding of how difficult it is to date women than the straight women do. "But why don't you just do online dating? I had a lot of success meeting men through online dating!"
  (Before anyone says anything: yeah, straight women have their own problems.)
  
  You're bi. Just own it.

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Wrong gonial angle.

Being raised by women doesn’t make you a pussy magnet anon.

Problem: Anon keeps trying to date his mom
Solution: Anon needs to try using a dating service or app
- Or his sisters. Anon has options.

Time for reform

What no male role models does to a mf.
- I'm kind of surprised what gets downvoted these days.. do people actually not know that humans are imitation learners in almost every social and scientific aspect? 😨
  
  In the same vein I'm shocked how little reading comprehension people have these days (such as this comment) and how people and how quickly people jump to align any information with their worldview. The post even said "majority" with no indication that the father wasn't around. For example someone that has two siblings, both sisters would fit that category.
- op had no male role models because the entire scenario is completely made up for attention on the internet

here's the translation for republicans:
the transgenders made anon gay!!!
edit: since the 3! didn't make it clear I'll add this here:
/s
- It's not a good joke.
  
  that COULD THEORETICALLY be the case, however I refuse to belive that anything my mastermind shits out could even be considered unfunny
  also it's funny because republican == transphobic + dumb

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