I once had this happen to me. When I reached their window, they threw a half-full beer at me. I was 14. I came home smelling like beer. My parents knew I wasn't cool enough to be drinking beer at 14, so I didn't get in trouble at all.
Driver: that thing looks pretty fast, you wanna race?
Cyclist: sure, switches bike to max assist
Driver: Toot, toot, toooooot!! (loud roaring of engine)
Later at the pub
Driver: I can't believe you had me for the first 100m, fuck that thing is fast
Cyclist: I know but the top end isn't really what I need. Another round?
Driver: Sure one more, then I have to get home.
I literally once had someone yell at me for riding on the road, then someone else yell at me for riding on the sidewalk - in the same day. More like within a few hours.
"Our entire existence is imited to these panels and we are on our last. The moment we stop talking we will be cast back into the endless void, never to return"
"What?"
The end