Less than 10 days after Helene made landfall, Florida braces for another hurricane, potentially a Category 3

Saw an article yesterday interviewing a couple who says they’ll now have to rebuild their beachfront house for the third time, and that their second rebuild wasn’t even finished when Helene sent their house surfing down the street. That their insurance won’t cover it.

I’m flabbergasted that anyone would even consider rebuilding there. You’re lucky to even have insurance – most insurance companies have been fleeing the state.

Here’s a radical idea: don’t rebuild there. This is only going to get worse.

It's not climate change. There is no mention of climate change anywhere in Florida law.

as if you didn't have enough reasons to get the fuck out of florida already. leaving that shithole state was the best thing i've ever done, not just for my mental health, but apparently physical safety also

Originally they thought that Helene would be a cat 3, too.

But the Democrats aim with the Hurricane machine proclaimed by MTG is getting better. Maybe the third try actually turns Mar-a-Lago into a pile of rubble.

Shit, it’s headed right for where I live.

I live on a 29' cruising sailboat and I'm in SFla and I moved into a mangrove swamp / waterway last night to ride out in, same one that I just left for the last storm a week ago.

It's been 10 days since the last storm that we saw 45+ knt winds in, and for 5 out of the last 10 days, at least here, it's been raining and everything is WAY over-saturated.

This storm is going to seriously fuck some shit up.

FWIW, The Weather Channel says something slightly different:

M​ost of the new computer guidance suggests that a Category 3 hurricane will develop, though some models have a stronger storm than this. Residents should prepare as if a Category 4 or 5 hurricane is anticipated.

https://weather.com/storms/hurricane/news/2024-10-06-milton-major-hurricane-threat-florida-gulf-coast

Maybe if they stopped voting for fucking Republicans and start fixing the climate they wouldn't be all kinds of fucked as climate change causes insurance companies to say fuck these southern states.

Climate change is a bitch, huh, Republicans who've spent thirty years denying it? (My heart goes out to all the people in the southeast who actually didn't spend decades denying its existence and hampering efforts to slow it.)

Wow that GOP rep that said democrats created the hurricane is going to have to start working overtime to sell the argument again. At some point the people in the red states must start to wonder why it’s so coincidental that the predictions from the left (science) keep coming true.

If we make this ILLEGAL to Talk about then we'll be Fine!

Maybe if all those sinful woke communist homosexuals would leave Florida, God wouldn't have to keep sending hurricanes to punish all the good God-fearing patriots for tolerating their iniquities! /s

Mother Nature is speedbaggin' North America's penis.

Bet it's gonna be a 4 because of how hot the water is.

Its cat 5 now

What we need is an armada of gay speedboats...

tis the season

Maybe one a month in the next few years, MAGA drill baby drill!!!!

Hurricanes track:

Those damn democrats and their weather control devices are trying tontake out Trump.

/s

This is coming straight for me. FML

So, to take a page from their book....their God must be hella mad at them for the decisions they made and actions they have taken.........OR, tHe LibZ ConTrOL thE WeaThEr!

We may never know.

Well shit. I'll have to put up the shutters 1 week after taking them down.

My poor garden. All I can think of is all the fruit and veggies that are gonna get blown away

It’s a cycle, as republicans are fond of saying. I mean… this was all sea floor once.

Here in Europe we don't get such hurricanes, but we still build very sturdy houses. Why don't people in these American areas do this too?

Apparently, they can use the practice.