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threelonmusketeers @sh.itjust.works

5mo ago

It's inaccurate plastic animal skeleton season again

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The inaccurate ones are the scariest. That crab isn't remotely natural, it must be the work of a truly gifted and insane necromancer.
- AI necromancer that thinks "skeleton" means a bony texture to the original shape, complete with a ribcage.
  
  The eyebones are great

Can you prove that the skeleton didn't turn into a crab after the original creature died? 🦀
- Necromantic Carcinization.
  
  If everything, and I mean everything will become a crab, then it makes sense to me.
  
  Great band
  
  Sounds like a hell of an Isekai.

When you ask early AI to generate a skeleton of any animal, there will almost always be a ribcage in the outline of the animal's "torso".
- Oh wow, it is
  I'm impressed it almost got the 5.99 looking right

I mean.
yeah.
This one is... uhm. yeah.
But I have to confess... I LIKE IT.
(I want to buy a bunch and wire them up with servos and pull rods to make them do the Crab Rave dance.)
- Me: Wants to make Crab Rave Dance Drones
  You: builds laser turret Final Fantassy Spider Bot.
  me: "okay, lets compromise. make the spider bot do the rave dance. After vanquishin lots of balloons. Also, it has it's own laser show laser.... so, that's cool."
- I like the whole "skeletons of animals without bones" thing. I've got an octopus, a spider, and a frog, haven't seen a crab yet though.
  (I know frogs have bones, I just like frogs)

I saw an octopus skeleton decoration the other day.

You're assuming that it's a reanimated animal
I'm assuming it's a couple babies skeletonized and combined into a bone golem.
We are not the same.

Eventually everything becomes C R A B or dies trying.
- This one may have done both?
  
  Worth it.

The ones that annoy me the most are the spiders or bugs with bones. Like that’s literally the whole thing with exoskeletons, it’s already on the outside.
- I wanna see human exoskeletons on lawns this year.
  
  Do blow-molds technically count?

Analogous structures? I don't even know her!

And I have recently bought one (scorpion skeleton) for my next DND game I'm running.

It's mostly uber-lit (though inaccurate) plastic animal skeleton season.

It's inaccurate plastic animal skeleton season again
- It's inaccurate plastic animal skeleton season again?

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