Still better than riding with Hitler
That depends... if I tell him, "ass, gas or grass," will he ask me if I mean Zyklon B?
That reminds me of elephants that realized they could block sugar cane trucks on the road and started stealing from them.
Damn.. Can't blame em I would do it too
Love it!
Gotta point out that, though, that most primates don't eat a lot of bananas. The species that really seems to love bananas is homo sapiens. I worked at a grocery store for several years, and saw the sales numbers. Bananas are the biggest seller, and it's not even close. They outsell whole categories of other products.
Yeah, it's crazy you never see bonobos at the grocery store!
They have other suppliers 😏
Might depend on geography.
It's the only cheap fruit that I can use to make cake if it ripens too much.
Fun fact: In 1989 the people of Eastern Germany (also known as GDR or DDR) started a revolution because the communist government was unable to provide them with sufficient amounts of bananas.
Classic gorilla heist mistake, always let them drive
Wait, but doesn't Max only have 4 fingers (ot 8)? Wtf is he jumping to 6
Danged hyperkinetic rabbity thing
NOW LISTEN UP! Do exactly what I say and I won’t throw my poop at you!
Shhhhure, what would you have us do?
Lemme hear you say
"This shit is bananas"
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
"This shit is bananas"
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Again!
"This shit is bananas"
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
"This shit is bananas"
B-A-N-A-N-A-SI was thinking maybe he would have them sing Harry Chapin.
I went to a national park and they had bison. I had the very awkward conversation about why bison are protected now, with my young children.
Humans are awful
E: I realize I'm very lost lmfao. This was supposed to be a reply to another post but I had too many tabs open.
Fuck.
A reminder that a sleep deprived brain is not your friend
The humans that worked hard to get them protected and to make a significant comeback seem alright.
Fair, but the restoration is a pittance compared to what the herds used to be like. Granted, I wouldn't want to step out of my house and be trampled by a bison because there were so many of them, but still, it was a tremendous upset to a natural system, and systematic genocide to boot. Nothing much to like about how it all happened.
And that's how the Kong Banana Hoard got started.
Ook ook
