AI Catches Student's Eye-Roll, Expels Her Faster Than You Can Blink

What in the fake news is this?

Alexa Turing

Middleton High School

Jessica Nguyen

Mr. Peterson's

algebra class

"Our AI doesn't make mistakes," he declared, his smile as frozen as a crashed computer. "If it detected 37 eye-rolls, then that's a clear violation of our new zero-tolerance policy on micro-aggressions."

This is clearly fake as fuck, wtf even is this site?

Seems like a bunch of AI generated garbage meant to incite people.

Ew.