Swifties wasted no time...

Somewhere Howard Dean is wondering how the fuck he was too unhinged to be electable in the face of daily insanity from the orange.

Majority Leader Chuck Schumer said in a statement, "There is no place in this country for political violence of any kind."

Unless it is against the people, minorities, poor countries, or whistleblowers.

Third time's the charm?

Yeah but their aim was even worse than the other idiot. These nutjobs need to get their shit together; I've been successfully assassinated in political video games for a fraction of what the Orange Idiot's done to real people.

Two back to back like this? My tin foil hat money is that Loomer is angling to get Trump to divorce Melania then elope with her. Eric Jr knows that his dad will do it and is terrified of getting cut out of the will once Loomer gets her hooks in Trumps dementia riddled ass, so he’s hiring people to kill his dad before the inheritance can get fucked with. I can’t come up with any other reason we’ve had such poor assassination attempts so quickly like this. The bumbling foolishness has Jr fingerprints all over it.

Swifties don’t play.

So fucking crazy that anyone will repeat something when the only source is "According to the Trump campaign"

So I guess you could say the response was... swift

This post is how I found out about this 2nd attempt.

I mean, if you have participated in the plane discourse, you've probably learned that Swifties stop at nothing.

How convenient when he's slipping in the polls and had a pretty bad week last week...

How. Convenient.

Second attempt just doesn't hit the same

Don't you underestimate the seriousness of this. If there is a power for him to be afraid of it's the fukin swifties.

From now on he isn't safe anywhere.

Don't. Fuck. With. Swift.

That was just a warning.

J/K, IDK 😛

That's two legitimate assassination attempts in a very short period of time, I wonder what effect that would have on someone's state of mind?

no fkn way.. he got shot at again???

Just proves your everyday john doe doesnt know how to use that shiny new ak47 he just bought. Strike two as of now

Man, Taylor Swift responded with bullets!