WTF @lemmy.wtf Meldrik @lemmy.wtf 2 mo. ago

So that's where cows come from huh TIL

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This is why the cattle industry is bad for the planet.

Proof: this is the end result of just one industrial cattle "ranch" during the Beef campaign with Sam Elliott
- Beef should stay in the ground where it belongs.
  
  So that’s why it’s called ground beef
How now, ground cow?
- Ground beef
Yes, cows are actually a part of the tuber family
- Fascinating I had no idea. What do the leaves look like?
How did the cow get in there though?
- They were playing hide and seek
  
  You've answered the Why, not the How.
- seems like they were building an escape tunnel and they got caught.
- Grew there, like other types of tubers.
  
  Moobers?
Is this my early Minecraft farm rendered by AI?
Mooruk-Hai
... And the guy in the back just walks over the unstable looking tunnel to hell.
Found the secret cow level.
- MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO
- Moo moomoo moo moo, moo, moomoomoo!
... How
- No, cow.
- Well, the daddy bull uses his horn to make a hole in the ground, then he performs [redacted], and then eventually a full grown cow or bull comes out of the ground.
  
  Everyone knows this silly.
I wonder what the story was here. That like like a thinly covered swimming pool or basement that wasn't filled in. It's probably in the Americas somewhere or I'd add old war trench or bunker or something. It could be a sinkhole too, but my guy says no.
- Always listen to your guy.
- I think they just found an entrance to the Nerubian underworld.
  
  Go in there and steal the secrets of the spiders.
  
  Cows play with arachnophobia mode on.
  
  Crustacean Nerubian Supiriority.
- Or a setup for the ~~upvotes~~ ~~likes~~ ~~views~~ internet points.
- Someone dug a big hole and put a cow in it for upvotes.. I guess.
"What is it Lassie? What? Lulu fell down the well?!?"
Uruk hai
- Do you know how the cows first came into being? They were horses once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life. And now... perfected.
- Mooruk-Hai
It's so funny to me that this excavator is shoving the cow back like a gluttonous cat trying to get into your food.
Is beef now a vegetable? If so I can finally go vegan 😂
Bruh, you should mark this NSFW. 😂
- Does that stand for "Neat, Simply Fucking Wondrous?"
  
  I know right? I've never seen a cow being born before..
  
  Now start filleting wagyu.
What a strange and heartwarming tale.

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