Ok hear me out. You never ask out a woman, but you help a friend out by wingmaning for them. This gets you one assist. Now you are 0/0/1 which is an infinite KDA.
I never ask anyone out because what's the point? I've been dancing at a club on Fridays just to have a room with high ceilings and loud music for some flow arts. I've been turning down girls left and right because I'm just there to dance. I gotta find something I can wear to advertise how I just wanna dance and not hook up.