‘It’s okay to poo at work’: Australian health department praised for tackling taboo with humorous campaign
‘It’s okay to poo at work’: Australian health department praised for tackling taboo with humorous campaign
Queensland Health lauded for telling people ‘it’s okay to poo at work’ and raising awareness of the dangers of ‘holding it in’
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Back in the 2000s I used to have an app on my PC where I could enter my salary or hourly wage, hit a button when I went for a poop, hit it again when I got back and it would tell me how much I'd earned on the can.
Wonder if there's anything like that for phones these days?
If you want to set up a spreadsheet, the formulas are pretty simple:
Salary / 52 = weekly pay (approx, there's a few extra days in the year but my bi-weekly pay is salary / 26, which actually works out to a slightly higher pay than if they did it by extact days)
Weekly pay / 40 = hourly equivalent (or 37.5 if you want to assume unpaid lunches, which effectively increases your hourly rate)
Hourly equivalent / 60 = minute equivalent
Time in minutes pooping * hourly equivalent = money earned pooping
For hourly pay, just drop that in to the hourly equivalent variable above.
Nice! I'm learning Python right now so I'm going to take this and make a script out of it.
Yeah, that script should only take a few days, most of which spent on creating an ascii pooping animation while it's waiting for you to return.
Yeah, minus the animation it took me a couple hours. Well worth the time spent!