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Greg Clarke @lemmy.ca

10mo ago

We can post about feeding on them just not about feeding them

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Mmmm… grass-fed Kobe beef
- Huh, no wonder those cows are so chilled out
What about feeding vegans to pets, or pets to vegans?
- You can't feed pets to vegans. As soon as they eat it, the pet stops being a pet and the vegan stops being a vegan.
  
  "You can't have your vegan and eat it, too."
  
  What if you feed vegans to vegans? I mean, if you take 'you are what you eat literally...
- What about feeding pets to pets or vegans to vegans??
I want to eat a Vegan, but he has to have a big cucumber. And I will definitely make him my favorite pet!!!

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