I may have 0 opportunities to meet people and a body and face that very few people would be interested in... But it's ok, because I'm far too insecure, depressed, and full of self hatred to have anything approaching a healthy relationship! So really, it's for the best.
I swear to god why are indie coffee brands so fucking edgy. Every coffee aisle has like 12 of these " murder kill die rats ass mega death disease bringer shit fucker" coffee brands.