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memes @lemmy.world PugJesus @lemmy.world 2 mo. ago

Fuck that guy

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We've all heard the rumors about that guy's mother.
- I've been inside his mother jokes on him
  
  an old me was like that makes no sense but a later iteration of me was like oh just no punctuation the me typing this is like fuck it enjoy your day
That guy has never done anything to help me
Night time me is always screwing over morning me. Dude never cares enough to get me enough sleep.
Future me sucks, he gets all my stuff.
- You can prevent his inheritance by selling all your stuff before the future
  
  Edit..typo
  
  buy selling
  
  I'm enjoying this far more than I should.
  
  Heroin will show him.
You should hear what my present self has to say about me. Just another asshole in my life.
My dumb ass scrolling past this thought "your future self is taking a shit"

I really hope future me has had enough fibre.
That's some self hate right there.

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