5mo ago

city name rule

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Hahaha what a ridiculous name for a city. Bet their football team would be alright tho

The cars universe is in general goddamn weird
- So many questions, like where do baby cars come from? Do cars die of old age or just general engine failure? How do cars have the dexterity to make the structures we see, is this a post apocalypse and they are living in human ruins?
  
  Does the engine give personality or is that from something else? If they swapped engines around is it a brain transplant or a heart transplant?
  What about the ship of thesius problem in this universe?
  
  is this a post apocalypse and they are living in human ruins?
  This is patially explained by the Pixar Theory
  
  Do cars die of old age or just general engine failure?
  Wouldn't that be the same thing?
  
  Baby cars come from the Automotive Industry. And all the machines in the factories have tongues like Lightning McQueen. I don't think they have a special hug for gene-exchange.
  Cars die when enough of their parts fail they can no longer run. I can't speak for the brain and if there's a vitals power train or a battery to keep it alive outside the motor train. And the tongue doesn't make much sense.
  It could be post-anthropic apocalypse. More likely it's a robust computer system simulating a universe according to the specifications of a five-year-old racecar enthusiast. It's irrelevant if the toddler is still five or even alive. It may be still running in the background of its more relevant processes (e.g. running a household or an automotive factory, or even commanding armies of terminator robots to hunt and annihilate the last remnants of humanity.)
  In case you wanted some cosmic horror with your Pixar. Try not to think about the Scream Extractor.
- If you're wondering how they eat and breathe, and other science facts (la la la)
  Just repeat to yourself "it's just a film, I should really just relax."

Surely no city or village will be named after bellend hahaha
- Does anyone know how to get from Penistone to Shitterton?

That's so obscure and crazy and could never happen in real life. Like agin a city called Darmstadt or something.
- Or Bielefeld . . . Oh, wait.
  
  Gottem

Liverpool is named after a liver bird though (LIE-ver), not the organ.
Curious about what a liver bird looks like? There's one on the Liverpool FC crest.
- Well there was until somecunt nicked it
  
  Why does the Mersey run through Liverpool?
  So it doesn't get mugged.
- Very goose looking.

Radiator cools the car, so it would be more like Skin City
- There's a town called Skinflats in central Scotland!

Kidneypool more like it
- Liver filters out a lot more than kidneys. Perhaps not by weight if you include the water that comes with urea et. al., but the liver deserves the respect.
- Kidney Springs more sproings to mind.

There are plenty of Heart Lakes.
- There's at least one Kidney Lake

Skin River.
- oh skin me a river

I thought the springs referred to the suspension springs.
- Well, normally Springs in a name means water spring, but I'm assuming they chose to use a Springs name because of your reason, so basically it probably means both.
  
  Togetherb it's hydraulic suspension

I mean, there is also Darmstadt (Intestine Town) in Germany and many more of those city names

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