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196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

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9mo ago

Slut shaming rule

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I'm such a man that I've had sex that my penis resembles an angel hair pasta noodle made of veiny leather. I'm such a sex laden stud that I can fuck any crevice now. I've reached peaked masculinity by being able to top any nook or cranny. Behold and be shamed.
- The couch beckons, Vance
- I'll be impressed when you that down to a subatomic size so you can fuck a solid block of steel because your penis fits in the space between the atoms.
  
  Tunnnnghsten baby
  
  Mine can split atoms. Very explosive climax.
- Wanna see my downstairs mixup?
- Sir, this is a Wendy's.
- I started with a little peen and was still able to pleasure women.
- I use mine to scrape crumbs out of my keyboard.

As a Transfem I would prefer not to have it at all :3
(Also im Ace, I'm not waiting for "the right person", I'm playing Fallout New Vegas and enjoying being alone)
- Just have a lot of sex and it will literally shave itself thin. Then in the end you can just snap it off like a twig. Trust me.
  
  That sounds horrific, I think I'll just get bottom surgery
- Are you enjoying FNV? Is it your first time playing it?
  
  First playthrough, if you have any mod recommendations it would be very appreciated :3 (I just started an I'm willing to restart)

It's quite simple. One die can shape many blanks but each time a workpiece goes through a die it is drawn down and loses some mass.
Repeated cold working also tends to embrittle the workpiece, so without extensive annealing (foreplay) a penis will become brittle and snap off.
- That's why I heat treat and anneal my dong every dozen uses. It takes a good 6 hours to get it up to temperature safely, but then letting it heat soak for 20 hours is the real annoying part.
  But after my third replacement, I think it's worth it.
  
  I could listen to you guys talk genital smithing for hours.
  You got a podcast or something?
  
  Don't you still have problems with material migration? After a few hundred cycles, my dong still has good crystalline structure but looks like someone punched a doughnut.

Does it work with masturbation? If yes, then I might deliberately have to keep myself debuffed, otherwise I'd be too big for most people.
- Depends on grip strength
- Does it work with masturbation?
  The reverse, actually. Masturbation builds up the vital muscles of the pubis and grant improved agility as well as a higher stopping power during ejaculation.

Gotta brag about how shriveled up my wang is from all the action. It's like a Slim Jim, positively haunted.

This needs to become a modern day chick tract. Print up tons of this meme & leave them in truck stop bathrooms across the country!
You can follow it up with one about how Viagra will make hair grow on your palms!
- The last thing I'd want to do is inadvertently fuel a new complex for incels about how women are out to shrink their penises.
  
  lol, I don’t think most incels could find a truck stop if they wanted too. There aren’t any to stop at along the way between their rage boners & their keyboards…
  I wanna fuel a new complex within the religious right! Now that crowd values a truck stop!

That's why they call me, "needle-dick the bug fucker"! 😎

Drow matriarchs be like:

this wouldnt work it would just turn into a contest to use penis shriveled the most

For a minute I thought the right one was just a cheeto

The vagina stretching thing would only happen if the woman had successively larger penises entering each time, so if she had a lot of sex with multiple partners who all had the same penile girth, it should remain the same relative size.
- Have you been fucking play doh again?
- I don't think that's true. Vaginas stretch out with use. You are right that if the dicks kept getting bigger, they would stretch it more, but the same sized dick can absolutely stretch out a pussy over time. My anecdotal evidence is having a sexual relationship with someone who's pussy was so tight it hurt sometimes, stopped being so tight over time, then we stopped talking for like 6 months and when we had sex again she was almost as tight as the first time we had sex.
  
  Lad, women are tenser at first fucking's because, in theory, you're both getting used to each other and what most turns on the machinery of arousal. They tend to feel smoother, slicker, and downright hungrily pulling, when a woman is most aroused. You are self owning a tad bit to any one who knows how to lay a proper lovin'.

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