196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone ralakus @lemmy.world 3 mo. ago

Behold, the rule

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Have you heard of our lord and saviour, Herman Miller
- Gosh I want an Aeron
  
  That is almost certainly Staples Hyken. Comfortable chair but cheaply made, mine started disintigrating in a couple of years.
  
  Could I instead interest you in an embody? I find it's a much better model.
- Unfortunately this is the Herman Miller we have at home, the Staples Hyken. Just moved and I couldn't afford to have my ass and back blessed by Herman Miller. Though one day my tithe may be grand enough to receive Herman Miller's blessing
Lol I have this chair and remember thinking this was funny at the time
I need that language in my life.

Cookie recipe: Behold, beautiful chocolate chip cookies ready for consumption!
- Alas, they have all been consumed in a fit of gluttony. The hour of regret is at hand!
Gentlemen, behold!
- Permanently Deleted
  
  MY HAIR HEATER!!
- Man, I don't even watch it that much, but I heard it as soon as I read it.
- MORE CORN!
I have beheld.

Now what?
- Now ponder it.
- Magic
What the heck!? This is the exact chair i have....
- What the heck, I came here to post the same comment, verbatim.
  
  What the heck, me too! What color did you get? Does the texture bother your legs when wearing shorts?
I got tired of my kid saying "look", so I tried to teach them to say behold instead.

They still say look. I should have gotten a dog.
The person who wrote this must have had a good day <3
I had one of those. Pretty decent chair.
4/10 people surveyed said they were beholding the chair but they were mearly just staring at it
I need to get a chair like that the moment my "boss chair" breaks. Fake leather and no adjustability kills me, it's literally designed for someone who doesn't want to work at a desk, except my mom's boyfriend went soyface at it...
Behold... the arctopus
Behold, combat.

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