Huge fan of when he was gone. He wouldn't be so bad if he didn't post literally 50 times a day. There's being a power poster, then there's being annoying. Should've stayed touching grass forever.
And yes, I'm using a throwaway.
posting shade from a throwaway is just embarrassing. at least own up to it on your main
why are you posting on a social medium. caves are available
I was enjoying a lovely cave and then Pete Buttigieg showed up for a fundraiser
The posting is habit forming and I really, really should get back on task.
It's been an easygoing time of the year for me but still, you have a point about posting too much.
My top five chapos:
- Beanis
- Beanis
- Beanis
- Beanis
- Beanis
UlyssesT how does it feel to be a treat yourself? When will you do a treat discourse session on how your posts have in fact become treatified?
UlyssesT how does it feel to be a treat yourself?
When will you do a treat discourse session on how your posts have in fact become treatified?
I've already said many times in the past that treats are fine and I have treats too so long as they don't become a definitive (or tribalistically defended) part of one's identity, but I guess being gone for almost a year Flanderized me somewhat. Okily dokily.
Can we stop this cringe
posting? Actively (and honestly seeming deliberately) reviving struggle sessions, especially about people who are here to experience it, is just thoughtless and unfun for all.You thinks its 'bait posting', but i literally do like the guy and enjoy his posts. id actually call him a friend.
Dont try to paint this as shit stirring when its not.
I dont mind praising the posters who make my day better
I never said you were being untruthful, that wasn't the point. If you didn't suspect this would stir up shit, then I'm pretty surprised.
I think UlysessT was well served by his time spent touching grass. Before his journey, he had a habit of blowing up on comrades over some really petty stuff, but I've not seen that sort of behavior since he's returned.
That said, I've always agreed with him on like 90% of his very vivid observations and criticisms of reddit dudebro culture, and I love it whenever its some unfortunate federated lemmitor on the business end of one of his very brutal and emojiful dunkings. Glad to see him back.
I appreciate the vote of confidence.
My well-established strong dislike of Gambo has offline precedent: that show was perhaps the last significant pop cultural monolith that I was not able to avoid while living and working around other people. When the hype wave finally crested and receded a decade later, what came after in the same genre of
may have been comparably toxic hog slop, but it has been a blessing that I don't have to hear about it if I don't want to, not anymore. Maybe it's just where I live now (haven't seen a single ZYBERTRUKKK with my own eyes yet) but the worst excesses of bazinga culture simply don't exist and having the choice to opt out has helped me significantly.
UlyssesT makes me not feel weird about replying to multiple people in one thread
Bad habit; I really should get to some stuff I was putting off today.
it's cool i feel like i'm breaking some etiquette by replying to 2 or 3 people so please continue to give me cover
It is 2023 on Hexbear, people are worshipping UlyssesT for whatever reason.
It is 2024 on Hexbear, people are worshipping UlyssesT for whatever reason.
It is 2050 on Hexbear, people are worshipping UlyssesT for whatever reason.
Whatever is written by a beloved poster is right — such is still the mentality of culturally backward Hexbear peasants. Strangely enough, within the Communist Party there are also people who always say in a discussion, "Show me where it's written by Marx." When we say that a directive of a higher organ of shitposting is correct, that is not just because it comes from "a higher organ of shitposting" but because its contents conform with both the objective and subjective circumstances of the struggle and meet its requirements. It is quite wrong to take a formalistic attitude and blindly carry out directives without discussing and examining them in the light of actual conditions simply because they come from a more notable poster. It is the mischief done by this formalism which explains why the line and tactics of the Party do not take deeper root among the masses. To carry out a directive of a higher organ blindly, and seemingly without any disagreement, is not really to carry it out but is the most artful way of opposing or sabotaging it.
I can't help liking this post even if I'm the
of it. 
any chance i see to (mis)quote mao I'm taking it so thank you for your service comrade
With respect to the power posters keeping this site alive, I refuse to form a parasocial relationship with an anonymous poster on a leftist shitposting/fed honeypot web forum.
forming relationships with other people online isn't what parasocial means, why do people constantly misuse that word
Forming relationships? No, I simply admire his posts from afar. And fight in flame wars for his honor.
(for real though, I debated whether or not that was the right term in this context, and since the OP used 'fan' in his question (and since I think I've never actually interacted with UlyssesT) I decided it does work)
What happened, did he leave again?
Pretty wild how the last big "I like UlyssesT" struggle session showed he was lurking. Overall sentiment was negative so he came back to dominate the comms again lol.
I'm right here now.
When I showed up again, I was directed to what was a recent thread. I assume that wasn't the only one that popped off in my absence, but that particular one wasn't pleasant but then again, I feel like I had less chill back before I left and being out of CA and in a less aggressively hostile environment did me a lot of good, so some of my bad takes may have had that lasting ire coming, I suppose.
He STINKS and I HATE HIM
NO U
I have basically no opinions on any poster but guy really does not like me for some really meaningless shit so idk weird vibes
If it helps, I don't clearly remember what the antagonism was about.
I can't do anything about my weird vibes though.
Oh so it's up to me now to carry the torch of this grudge?
You fucking fucker!!!!
(there is no frank from blue velvet emote I am upset)
Blocked and will continue to be
honestly top 5 chapo to me
Wait, he's a drug dealer now?
The media critic Diogenes of our hour.
Diogenes' most vocal fans tend to have a "no veggies for dinner, no naptimes" sort of petty/selfish theoryless version of anarchist ideology going on in my experience, but I still really like that "in a rich person's house there is no place to spit but the rich person's face" line. A classic.
The T stands for "stinky"
If that letter was the start of the word, that would mean it stands for Tinky.
Shitpost legend
, slayer of 
Eh, seems more chill since he came back.
I'm still a BMF stan tho. His various alts fill my top 5, and 10, and most of my top 20.
Is BMF still around in some form? I've seen the emoji
Nah, if you go over to r/TrueAnon he goes by "OpenCommune" now, I think.
Of all the chapos whose books I own, he is my favorite
for others, the first two books of the trilogy
https://annas-archive.se/search?q=Ulysses+Tuggy+tulpaauthor website also has like half the first two books up along with links to them, a short story, and the third book
Eh yer fine...
Do emojis count as treats?
Yes. I know the way, no need to show me.
UlyssesT responds to my responses to his comments. Ranks much higher than most of y'all
Ulysses T = Ulysses TERRIFIC!
UlyssesT x Dirt_Owl fanfiction, when?
I thought I already did that during @Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net posts, which are very cool and good.
Wait, what kind of fanfiction are we talking about?
Who is ulysess T?
A joyless pile of scolding.
Ulysses Tuggy the author of Tulpa Uprising?
I wrote Tulpa Uprising, Tulpa War, and Tulpa Rebirth along with some supplementary short stories.
Any patronage helps, but I put some free stuff on the site.
You can find all three books on Amazon and Goodreads, both in paperback and digital. I really like Tom Edwards, the artist that did the cover art; he's very talented and I was happy to commission him three times. I am pleased to say that he captured exactly what I wanted the stories to look like, and each cover is an actual moment in each book.
Thats him
Hey also people are hating on you but keep being you.
ill never stop being me. im weird and thats okay
he's alright!
Me
UlyssesT is my dad. Dirt_Owl is my cool aunt. Silver Legion was my bully
I'm a fan of everyone, except when they're not a fan of me
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P good
