...And you're a school bus driver for a Sunday school
But god said you weren’t supposed to work on the sabbath. So you go back to sleep and the church totally pays you all that tax free money.
That's not a nap, that's straight up dementia. Fugue state and everything
I frequently dream about having an upcoming quantum physics exam which I have not studied for. It's 12 years since I handed in my master's thesis and got my engineering degree.
Am I normal?
Uh, I am "normal" too, frequent dreams of engineering school...
Sometimes I find out I have an exam for a class I didn't know I was taking...
That’s a hard 52.
A lifetime of continually missing the bus is hard on the body.
I feel seen.
Are you 52 years old man who just dreamed of being a child
...or child who is currently dreaming of being 52 years old man.
How is this not a shitpost?
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