I try not to body shame people but wtf is that
Important nipple addition in the drawing
It's critical for the aerodynamics
Like the headlights on a Nissan Leaf.
First thing I thought when I saw it was that he looks like he was drawn by Rob Liefeld. 😂
My inner conspiracy theory is that Elon made the Cybertruck's shape while learning to use a modeling software, sent it to the engineers at Tesla and said "make this a car".
splines disabled.
What in the world was going on there? Is he OK?
Is he OK?
Mentally? No.
Physically? Also no.
Real question: how is he so wildly deformed?
Idk if it's true but I remember reading that it's what happens when you take steroids but don't work out, which I'm totally willing to believe without any proof because it's 1000% something Elon Musk would do
It seems like he is just puffing out his chest to hide his belly. Probably because he knew he was on camera.
Source: have beer belly
Bro shaped like a deep breath.
I wish there was a single day that this fucker wasn't in my feed, he thrives on attention and people are giving it to him
I finally got to see one of these in person! What a fucking dumb design... It's not even aerodynamic!
I've actually seen a couple. It's insane how they manage to look worse in person
The longer you look at that photo the weirder he looks.
“It’s a bird! No, it’s a plane! No, it’s Polygonal Man!”
Both are equally gross.
Everyone: "Low poly Elon is not real" Low Poly Elon:
When you suck your fat gut in so hard your rib cage pops out.
When I was a kid, I would read (among other things) X-Men novels. Wolverine wasn't as popular of a character back then, but he frequently featured prominently. A common descriptor for his character was "barrel chested."
I never really knew what that meant before.
Both of my dogs are barrel-chested, so I understand the concept. My 18 pound chihuahua/dachshund mix has to wear a medium-sized harness because his chest is so big.
Weird "Moonwalker" vibes.
