"THE HOTTEST TATTOO-MY HONOR!"
"THE HOTTEST TATTOO-MY HONOR!"
IT IS HOT, FOLKS, THE HOTTEST, BELIEVE ME, TO GET A TATTOO OF THE GRADUALLY DRYING WET BOY. IT WILL GET YOU LAID THE BEST. BELIEVE ME. YOUR DATES WILL SAY "SIR, SIR, THIS IS A VERY HOT TATTOO" 
Obama said "that's hot", Paris Hilton coined "that's hot" but folks, folks, we're saying us - patriots - we're saying THAT'S HOT.
SO HOT, FOLKS. THE VOLCEL POLICE, THEY COME UP AND SAY "SIR, SIR, THAT IS TOO HOT. WE ARE MANLY VOLCEL POLICE AND WE ARE IN TEARS RIGHT NOW." THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS. NO ONE GETS A BETTER CELL IN HORNY JAIL THAN YOU.
why'd they make him so fat tho
With an upside down flag and the agent with a Popeye forearm? Dire tattoo.
To be slightly fair, the flag is upside down in the original photo.
What's up with the flag here? Is it supposed to look like Trump is holding it? Is he bending a flagpole with his mighty McNuggies™-powered strength? In the original photo, it's just a flag that's waving above Trump, so I guess the tattooist took some liberties, but it looks like ass.
