IT IS HOT, FOLKS, THE HOTTEST, BELIEVE ME, TO GET A TATTOO OF THE GRADUALLY DRYING WET BOY. IT WILL GET YOU LAID THE BEST. BELIEVE ME. YOUR DATES WILL SAY "SIR, SIR, THIS IS A VERY HOT TATTOO"
SO HOT, FOLKS. THE VOLCEL POLICE, THEY COME UP AND SAY "SIR, SIR, THAT IS TOO HOT. WE ARE MANLY VOLCEL POLICE AND WE ARE IN TEARS RIGHT NOW." THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS. NO ONE GETS A BETTER CELL IN HORNY JAIL THAN YOU.
What's up with the flag here? Is it supposed to look like Trump is holding it? Is he bending a flagpole with his mighty McNuggies™-powered strength? In the original photo, it's just a flag that's waving above Trump, so I guess the tattooist took some liberties, but it looks like ass.