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This doesn't quite work because subscriptions are voluntary and taxes are anything but.
For non rich people I mean.
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My retirement plan: wait for the zombie apocalypse. No rent, no taxes, no cubicles.
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So basically that new anime Zom 100...https://myanimelist.net/anime/54112/Zom_100__Zombie_ni_Naru_made_ni_Shitai_100_no_Koto
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Nah, its not free, all those years of time you lost with your parents while they worked was the trade as a child. Becoming a latch-key kid and the life-long childhood trauma of that is the trade.
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I think being a latchkey kid is a lot better than having helicopter parents. And what fucking trauma are you talking about? Did you not make friends?
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Tell me you're first world white without telling me you're first world white
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A pretty safe assumption on English speaking parts of the Internet.
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Wtf. Is everyone in the first world white?!?
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?? What does race have to do with this
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Too bad you can't move to another country and have a second childhood 😢
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Something something Neverland Ranch
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And just like paid subscriptions, all of the money (in the US, anyway) goes to the rich people in charge.
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Hey some of it goes to poorly pay all the middle managers and beurocrats
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And you can't unsubscribe! Also the subscription service wants you dead or enslaved!
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I can't tell whether we're just pretending for the joke that that's anything like what taxes do, and the possibility that we aren't makes me depressed
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It kinda is though? I recommend people shop around and find a country that they enjoy, then they won’t mind paying taxes.
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• If I stop paying taxes, they won't remove me from the country, for starters. If I steal enough from them, they may make double-sure I remain a customer for the next several years.
• If I make little to nothing and can't afford
a subscriptiontaxes, they pay me.• Their free version works pretty much just like their paid version. People who pay wish they didn't and people who don't would kill for the opportunity.
• Not everyone gets the same experience, even among people in the same bracket. (Alabama roads)
• The government doesn't mind if I share my citizenship, as long as I say I really like that person.
• Even if they're not supposed to be using the
servicecountry, extra sneaky ones still pay taxes, sometimes in the hopes of being legally permitted to continue paying.
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not with that attitude
(we commit a little tomfoolery 😉)
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