me irl
me irl
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My hair is going white, which means I now have exciting new opportinities in the GILF market
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i hear the demand for sugar daddies is way up
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Unfortunately, inflation is up as well, and sugar prices are through the roof. s
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What game is this?
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Mega man Star Force
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Life
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I feel like this and I haven’t even hit 30 yet. I’m gonna be a pile of dust when I actually get there 💀
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Starting today, start a habit of stretching your whole body once per day. Takes like 5 minutes, easy to squeeze in while your coffee is brewing. I started doing this a couple years ago and the difference is astounding. Even if the short-term benefit isn't as dramatic for you, your 50-year-old self will thank you.
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But at least you got there the fun way! I was just born with creaky bones
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In 10 years, the worst will start.
And that's even before you need to get fingered in the ass by a doctor once a year.
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