"Fuck No" Rule

Scott obviously hates scientists or is completely oblivious to how science works. The crew is the least scientific group of people ever assembled on film.

The Prometheus cost a trillion dollars and Wayland is betting his life on the success of the mission, but off the top of my head:

• The scientists aren't told what their mission is until they arrive at their destination which is so ridiculous, but you can argue that's what they signed up for, so okay. But that gives no one a chance to say "oh, then we should pack this odd piece of equipment."
• Wayland's presence isn't known to the crew, so no one is prepared as any sort of backup to David other than his daughter.
• There's one autodoc and it's only configured for males so again... Travel to another star after spending a trillion dollars with no backup? But somehow it can perform a C-section on a female with an alien in her. Okay.
• The pilot has to stand up? Really?
• The atmosphere is breathable so on that alone they take their helmets off. Sigh.

He should have brought the scientists and engineers that designed, tested and built the ship itself, because they were good.

I mean the list is just goes on and on about how unscientific the mission is. There's a whole cottage industry of youtubers pointing out the innumerable flaws in that movie.

I mean seriously. What the fuck.

Does anyone ever actually graduate from the Prometheus School of Running Away From Things?

Ketchum?

I unironically want a slice-of-life space film where it's just humans wandering around their grubby lived-in space ship being people in the 31st century.

Jesus that movie was depressing AF, too realistic.

The roast on your burn is as strong as what Starbucks does to their beans.

Prometheus has no excuse on the plot of playing with the baby alien/proto-facehugger. The dude is a biologist and should have known better not to play with any potentially dangerous animals, especially an unknown alien animal!