JUST EJECT FASTER

Just detach the blades. You can always re-attach them when you've landed.

Hear me out:

Seats that drop out of the bottom of the helicopter

Attach the ejector seat TO the helicopter blades so that they both eject and you get a cool propeller and can fly around and it can shoot lasers and stuff too.

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Eject the helicopter not the seat. Duh.

So basing off another comment. Have the Ejection seat tied to the rotor and shaft (not in a way that the chair spins. Duh)

Then (as long as rotor hasn't disintegrated) you can eject the seat with the rotor, thus minimizing filet chances... Whilst also floating to the ground softly like those whirly paper helicopter things you played with as a kid

Boom. Parachute free ejection seat

Fire the seat forward toward the enemy aircraft that forced them to eject to allow them to steal it.

Oh boy I love it when death is multiple choice!

1. Fiery explosion
2. Cuisinart of Doom
3. Squeezing your brain into hips
4. 9mm of lead therapy
5. Other: __________

Sus. I watched AirWolf, and Magnum P.I. AND I've studied Leonardo di Vinci. Helicopters are next-gen tech and they don't crash.

I think i heard one time that helicopters can jettison the rotor so you dont get chopped up

Why not blow the blades off first with a charge in the Jesus pin? Or have the seats eject siddeways or downward? Or like, open the door and jump out hoping you don't hit he rotors?

Who would win?

Two human skulls 💀💀

One twirly boi 🚁

I think it's the Apache helicopter that stops the rotors instantly on eject. No need for Mach 13. I know this graphic is a joke though, I just remembered this cool thing about the helicopter.

I like all the serious answers as if this was a real option.

Why not extend the seat sideway and eject that way?

straight to heaven

High chance the rotor has dramatically slowed if the eject is necessary

How about this

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synchronization_gear#:~:text=A synchronization gear (also%20known,without%20bullets%20striking%20the%20blades.

Why not just eject sideways?

Why not eject the rotor, Yu-Gi-Oh style

Place the seats in sleds out the front, and attach them to reins on one of the missiles in the battery.

It can't be any more dangerous than being in a helicopter that's decided today's the day.

Simple, just put the rotors on the bottom, problem solved!