3500 Israelis attended the funeral of an American moron who flew to Israel to fight Hamas, ate some halva, then died because he was allergic. Fake af country.
3500 Israelis attended the funeral of an American moron who flew to Israel to fight Hamas, ate some halva, then died because he was allergic. Fake af country.
His immune system was khamas.
82 0 Replyal-qashew nut allergy
65 0 ReplyDid you know that cashews come from a fruit?
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He was a general too at only 19 and 4 months in the military!
70 0 ReplyHoley shit did the semen extraction team arrive in time???
76 0 Replythere's a rumor that a hostile team got there first
49 0 ReplyIsrael about to be the only nation on Earth with a sizeable minority of their new generation literally being half-undead like some World of Warcraft village
38 0 ReplyYeah, but they couldn't extract anything because it turned out he was also molding the halva into rods and using them for sounding
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Does anyone halva epi-pen?
59 0 ReplyA pen! A pen! My kingdom for a pen!
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Imagine being so thirsty for genocide/blood that you'd travel at your own expense to do so.
57 0 ReplyI’m leaning toward believing in an all-powerful deity now, because this asshole’s death seems like something an all-powerful deity would do.
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no more halva measures
55 0 Reply"Israeli" food was so bad bro fucking died
52 0 ReplyCritical support to allergies
47 0 Reply- breed a bunch of lone star ticks
- release all over the 1st world
- watch as everybody emits 10% less carbon and/or dies from allergies
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he expected to fight, yet his body couldn’t even fight off food.
46 0 Reply44 0 ReplyNYPD ass funeral
41 0 ReplyKilled by one of the most Jewish of snacks
How ironic
38 0 ReplyHalva isn't Jewish, it's levant Arabian especially Lebanese and Palestinians.
39 0 ReplyAh, I always got it from the Jewish deli I got lunch at
My mistake
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Honestly I associate halva most with the Caucasus but that's only because of that one Shamkhan Daldayev song
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To be fair, halva is common all over the Arab/Turkish Mediterranean too, I used to buy it to my Turkish goods dealer.
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What are the odds it was actually
35 0 ReplyThe opposite, this was how he actually died but some propaganda outlets on Twitter claimed he was "liquidated."
16 0 Reply"No one have claimed responsibility for the allergic attack yet, but we suspect Hamas, IDF sources said."
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EAT THE HALVA!
KICK THE FLAGPOLE!
EAT THE HALVA!
KICK THE FLAGPOLE!
33 0 ReplyDon’t any of them have jobs?
32 0 ReplyThese are the real welfare queens reagan (rest in piss) was talking about
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His IgE? Khammas.
31 0 ReplyBut, do you condemn Halvas???
31 0 ReplyWatching a montage of DBZ characters reacting to 9/11 to show how seriously I am reacting to this news
27 0 Reply25 0 Replyvaxxed?
28 3 Replymay he become fertilizer, enriching the soil that grows the next fatal foodstuff
24 0 ReplyRIP BOZO
23 0 ReplyI'm gonna eat some chocolate halva to celebrate
22 0 ReplyEating halva rn to dab on this goof
22 0 Replyrip bozo
21 0 ReplyHe died in the line of doo dooty
20 0 ReplyAl-Queassam Brigades
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Literally smote by the gods
Beware!
19 0 ReplyJDPONutrigrain
17 0 ReplyJDeezPONuts
GOTTEEM
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Lol owned
17 0 ReplyI personally think it was a code red that went wrong
16 0 ReplyMountain Don't
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Silver legion ass pfp
12 0 ReplyWish he coulda died twice
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