literal shitpost. I don't really get what the problem is. I don't obsessively listen to what the people next to me are doing... I try to avoid thinking about that.
The person intently listening to what another person is doing on the toilet is calling the person who's minding their (pun intended) business in what they think is private a psychopath. Nice.
I do this, but it's nothing weird. I just like to finish at the same time so I can say a quick hello to my stall partner to remember the brief moment we shared.
I'm with you. It's a massive faux pas for women to shit in a public bathroom. You only do it when absolutely necessary. Not sure how it goes in the men's room though. I'm also not saying that it's healthy, but society be like that sometimes.