Peeble streamer on Doop

Doop died five years ago, everyone is streaming on pleet now.

I was reminded

I was playing a multiplayer game and the people in chat got such a kick out of trying to teach me the terminology they were using.

They were so proud when I called one of them the rizz master accurately.

Most young people don't know what's going on either with all the celebrities. Everything has just become so niche. You could have a popular streamer with 10M+ subscribers and interview 100 people on the street under 18 and nobody knows who they are.

People who were born in 2007 are almost adults. Feel old now?

They're peeble-streaming on doop!? Kif, fetch me my formal girdle.

The Democratic Order of Planets has a streaming platform, now?

I'm in this image, and I do not like it.

And I‘m here, only ever knowing Rowan Atkinson as a celebrity, and maybe George Clooney.

And I refuse to accept the Botox buttox as celebrities.

the enboomerification of genx is almost complete

it would have happened sooner but millennials needed to complain about it first

>tfw that kid born in 2007 is almost old enough to vote

when i first read this i imagined like a ten year old

somewhere some zoomer is living in the alternate future of 2017 and is deep in the metaverse, gooning to genAI NFTs in full VR

Hi. Are these real slang words? Asking for a friend. Me. I'm a friend of me.

Any of you have an address where I can get my Onion belt clip and a rocking chair. There's some kids I need to yell off my lawn.

Am I so out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong.

When you are as old as I am you don't care about any of those things

I would stream my peeble, but then I'd get demonitized or banned for indecency.

If you think that makes you feel old, imagine if the person born in 2007 was your kid

It's pathetic that people make being out of touch their whole identity. She's not far from "kids these days!"