"they say this house is haunted. I've been living here for the past 430 years and haven't seen a ghost yet"
"they say this house is haunted. I've been living here for the past 430 years and haven't seen a ghost yet"
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Gambling every day for decades and still not addicted, what are the odds!
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I'll put down 100k
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Ken M vibes
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"I never gamble. Not in a million years."
"I bet I can get you to gamble by the end of the day."
"You're on!"
"Ha! I don't know how I'm gonna get you, but I'll figure something out before the day is over, just you wait."
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Big gulps huh?
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We landed on the moon!
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So you think I have a gambling problem?
I'll bet you $100 that I don't!
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Statistically speaking, if nobody you know is a ghost, you're the ghost.
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Guess we're all ghosts
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boo
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I don't understand, please explain
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Something a ghost would say...
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- Imagine a group of people
- You look around and notice that there are no ghosts in that group of people
- Now you need to check if you are a ghost, which you can't check
- Therefore, it's statistically likely that you are a ghost if nobody you know is a ghost
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So first, 👻s obviously are real because everybody has always believed in 👻s. Since we can take that as a given, we can also logically assume that 👻s are a significant portion of sentient minds. If you don't know any 👻s, then statistically speaking, it is much more likely for you to be the 👻 in the sample size of the 👯👯♂️👯♀️ you know.
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Quitting gambling and smoking is easy. I've done it several times already.
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My dude needs to get Balatro
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When you can break infinity and all the money is imaginary.
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A very toxic industry to be in, I used to be an engineer for a company that looked after slot machines here in the UK. High Street betting shops would regularly get smashed up by people after they lost all their money, but they would just pay us to repair them and let them back a few weeks later because they knew they'd be back. Completely taking advantage of people with a very real problem.
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My old boss spent all day gambling on his phone and talking about buying a Corvette.
Dude still lived with (mooched) off his mom and paid no bills. He makes, last time I checked, 80k/year for doing fuck all. He has his underlings done everything.
Dude lives a shit existence lol
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I bet he is not addicted!
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I bet he is
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Clever title.
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How many times can the same content be reposted?
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Atleast twice
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On lemmy sync (for android) the app reimplements the reddit hide post button. I used it a lot on reddit for this reason and it's handy here too
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As Kenny Rogers said, you got to know when to hold em and so on. I haven't finished the song yet, but I'm pretty sure it supports this guy.
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OP doesn't know when to walk away, or when to run. He probably doesn't even know when to fold.
Kenny Rogers makes some fine fried chicken, though it doesn't compare to the actual original recipe that The Colonel sold, which is possible to recreate, but no longer possible to buy, prepared for consumption, ever since KFC took over the store in Corbin.
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I found this version of the recipe online
Does this seem like the real deal, or is it more of a recreation of the corporate recipe?
I haven't really tried to make it myself, ever (I don't even own a regular deep fryer, let alone a pressure fryer)
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Oh there'll be time enough for counting when the deal is done
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Is that his song about origami?
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The dude: aww damn it
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I see comments/posts like this all the time for drinking and gambling on TikTok and idk why but they always get a laugh out of me. I guess it's just so stupid/goofy? idk I like what I like
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It's a meme(drunk driving and gambling), started a couple years ago
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He lives in the house of the rising sun.
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