Both? Ok, both.

Have you tried 30 to 40 olives? you surely won't regret eating 30 to 40 olives.

I recommend pairing 30 to 40 olives with a glass of whiskey type alcohol. A common dinner of my late 20s, and now the snack/dinner of my aging 30s... You surely won't regret it. ...won't regret it... ...regret it... ◕_◕
- Did someone say Dirty Martini?
I have yet to regret eating 30 to 40 olives.

OR (hear me out), how about an entire sleave of saltine crackers?

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Saltines are so boring. I would definitely prefer a sleeve of Thin Mints, Oreos/Hydrox, or chocolate chip cookies!
- Ehh, chocolate makes my throat feel sticky. Saltines just make me thirsty.
Are you calling me out? This has (so far) been my dinner.
- Saltines are delicious

Handful of cereal chased by milk straight from the jug. Repeat until I've consumed more than I would have if I'd just had a bowl.

I have an unusual problem, and i'm too light for my height. The weird is that I'm already eating butter, cheese, cookies, pizza etc. All the guilty calories. (Except icecream which I somehow don't like wtf.) So i'm on a quest to pound more. I somehow just burn it all puff - gone, on top of eating a meal twice a day.

I don't often find a harmless comment that I absolutely despise.
- What do you mean? I'm actually worried of my cookie, cheese wheel and bun supply isn't enough... Gotta eat more, the cells ain't happy.
Same here, I have an overactive thyroid gland slash grave disease. Have your thyroid tested?
Stop speaking. Just... Goddamn.

They also make cheese in unshredded variants

But where’s the fun in that? I want to enjoy my cheese confetti.
- Make America Grate Again
- Because then you get to cut very thin slices because it's kind of fun to do and they sort of melt on your tongue, and surely that way you won't eat as much as if you were eating "normal-sized" slices, right ?
  Cut to me staring at a plate filled with hundreds of tiny pieces of cheese crust, who obviously ate the entire fucking block of cheese in one sitting
- Counterpoint: The little wheel and wire thing that shaves off bits of cheese is deeply satisfying to use

Feeling called out...

Im not, it's always cheese
Me too…. Though its been a minute since ive done egregious things as snacks in the wee hours

Awesome, I don't feel like a weirdo. Not that I cared. But I'll wake up at 3 a.m. and eat peanut butter, Drizzled with honey.

Peanut butter honey toast is the best goddamn snack
I am literally eating it right now as I type this and could not be happier

~~spoon~~ celery stick of peanut butter.

Which did you choose? Peanut butter with a glass of whole milk would be my choice. Or perhaps some carbonated water, various cheeses, grapes, and crackers.

It’s always the cheese.

How Dare you call me out

I'm here hungry at 3am... What am I doing with my life. I feel like 3am is the most philosophical hour of the day

I asked Google AI and it recommended spackle instead of either. It sticks to the ribs.

Why would anyone go through the torment that is a spoonful of peanut butter? I'd rather eat sand

You're missing out, but more peanut butter for me.
- good trade honestly
I'm clutching this jar of chunky JIF like a life preserver. Protein ends depression, didn't you know.
Upvote if you enjoy Taylor Tomlinson, too.
Good quick protein snack (not that there aren't better/others, but it's relatively cheap, relatively healthy, and relatively high in protein compared to other snacks)
- I get that, I just don't understand how can someone eat a spoonful of it. The peanut butter i had made me feel like im going to choke to death