JD Vance Doubles Down on Attack on 'Childless Cat Ladies'.
JD Vance Doubles Down on Attack on 'Childless Cat Ladies'.
Vance "meant no disrespect to cats, but he did mean to demean women and still holds the view in 2024 that they should be punished for not having children."
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Couch fucker and dolphin lover JD Vance sure is creepy and weird.
It’s crazy that people think JD Vance had sex with a couch. There’s no evidence JD Vance had sex with a couch. It’s liberals that are perpetuating the idea that JD Vance had sex with a couch. JD Vance has specifically denied that he has had bare skin contact with a couch within a 5 year period. It’s ludicrous that JD Vance was banned from a Cleveland area IKEA after having intercourse with a KIVIK Sofa Chaise.
I’ll repeat, there is no evidence to believe JD Vance had sex with a couch. JD Vance is not a couchfucker.
You misunderstand the game here.
I’ll repeat, there is no evidence to believe JD Vance had sex with a couch.
That’s true
JD Vance is not a couchfucker.
No amount of fact checking can ever prove that conclusively. You can’t really prove a negative.
So… JD VANCE, COUCHFUCKER EXTRAORDINAIRE
Their comment is extremely sarcastic. I think they understand that game.
How the hell do you know? It's 100% impossible to recognise saracasm in text.
/s
/sWhat's sar-cas-um?
Oh. Right.
Many such cases
You can’t really prove a negative
Though you can within a timeframe, right?
That's why he can say he never fucked a couch in the last five years
"Something something absence of evidence is not evidence of absence."
of course he'd hang with dolphins. They're rapey bastards.
Can a couch give informed consent?
Was the couch old enough for the age of consent?
Of course Vance didn't have sex with a couch!
He raped a couch
I dunno. But I'm guessing they wouldn't if they could.
I’ll bet Vance would drop acid and jerk a dolphin off too…
I mean, it sounds like an interesting weekend at least
"You're a weird guy, Vance. A weird guy."
- Dan Marino
Did JD Vance rape and murder a couch in 1990?
We're just asking questions here
Yes. Being a rapist is right of passage to becoming a republikkklown
Oh no, I haven't heard about the dolphin yet. This man is getting ripped to shreds.