Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

Finally, a razor that's specialized for shaving assholes!

What about:

Met people that say these "woke" companies shouldn't get political but they will happily buy from companies like this. Isn't surprising at all.

It is so tempting to start some idiot MAGA hat brand like this and then give all the profits to trans rights groups etc

Not sure why a for profit corporation would limit its market to a specific, politically oriented, demographic. Especially when that corporations product is body hair removal - a process very much detached from all political and most social discourse.

Please tell me this is satire.

King Gillette was woke as fuck.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_C._Gillette#Personal_life

What the fuck even is 'liberal corporate culture'?

Corporate culture everywhere is 100% regressive hierarchies.

Liberal corporate culture 🤯

Interesting that they target "manly, conservative men"... yet they look like they're made of the saem cheap, shitty plastic most other disposable/cartridge razors use. And look at the ergonomic design... dont want their manly wittle hands cramping.

Politics aside, fuck cartridge razors and fuck products designed to generate trash.

I don't understand why this is a shitpost? I mean, other than it's shit, and here it is being posted. Shouldn't a shitpost have some sort of intelligence or self-awareness or humor or something? I don't get it.

I'm not saying I'm immune from propaganda but I didn't think I've ever purchased something to "strike back at the conservative corporate culture."

This is where a bunch of American Lemmintons get confused because they've misunderstood what liberalism is all along, thanks to their media telling them anti-woke conservatives are "libs".

Shot:

Chaser:

fake news... real men use safety razors.

People on Facebook lap this shit up.

I still use single and twin blades. 3 and up are just sales gimmicks.

Yes. Their ad campaign is a joke. Literally.

That's because if women don't buy the pink ones then they won't pay the Woman Tax.

Edit: typo

Good thing I'm not a conservative so I don't have to shave with that piece of crap.

DE for me!

what the hell i just read ?

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

I always assumed conservatives would be into those safety razors with ten cent blades.

did he gnash his teeth and bite the recess lady's breast?

Is that Snoop Dogg in the profile pic?

Setting up Google Alert so I can find out when Jeremy's CAM is announced and the company rebrands

did he gnash his teeth and bite the recess lady's breast?

You need one (1) razor and that's a Wolfman WR1 with Perma-Sharp Super blades. Everything else is cope