Whale capsizes a boat off the coast of New Hampshire.

Bro's like "they're dead, time to gtfo"
- I mean......to be fair, thats probably the best thing he could have done/said. He realizes in that moment that he's in the path of danger. Step 1......get the fuck out of there. Worry about step 2 when you're safe.
  
  So I’m not a boat person but I was under the impression that the law of the sea requires other boats to aide people in the water. Like I think it’s a requirement. I’m pretty sure it’s the reason why tankers and whatnot stop and help ships in distress. Could be just something I heard as a kid though.

They can just 3D print a new boat. I see that model everywhere. Just need to change the scale a bit.

I have no context on how this situation happened, but I'm going to guess there where a few signs the capsized boat captain ignored. Hope the whale wasn't injured.
- Nah surely the person recording just happened to capture the unprovoked incident

Bro in the hoodie gonna skedaddle out of there.
- I'm not sticking around to explain to the whales I've sided with them against the wealthy.
- Haha. Hope you can swim friend, gotta get my dad's boat back.

Come on guys, I was just getting over my fear of kayaks.
- Well, do you see any kayaks being attacked in the video?
- No

Didn’t they study this and the theory was they were juveniles just playing a game?
It’s like cow tipping but with boats.
- That was specifically the orcas going after boat rudders. This is just a couple of dinguses that got too close to a whale.

Thats like accidentally stubbing your toe on your way to the kitchen to grab something to eat.
Poor non-fish.