Gabe Ruleden
Description: a screenshot of a tweet by news wire saying "BIDEN TO MAKE MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT IN COMING DAYS" with a quote tweet above it saying "Half Life 3"
I mean at this point he probably does have a half-life, he's never gonna truly die
He drank unicorn blood
“This trilogy isn’t Joever and neither is my campaign.”
Ready to be blue-balled this weekend.
Welp.