When my boss says "Got time for a call?"
100% stress
My boss just has daily “scrums” or “stand ups” that go on for two hours. Which is not a scrum or a standup.
If he needs another call after that, then I’m ready to throw shit out the window.
Only for them to ask you to help them or something
pre therapy and medication: oh fuck oh no
self-medication: fuck yeah we need to talk
post therapy and medication: ugh, fuck, what now
The secret is to have no friends! 😎
Being based and a loser at the same time.
I get closer to this goal with every passing year!
@Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net the paparazzi have gotten a hold of you and your family.
the only words that can describe how I feel about this is this image right here
On the plus side, you can use it too! It is just a generally intimidating phrase because it leaves the recipient off to come up with something to get blamed by themselves
First thought this would be superb owl.
