One trick I have, if you ever meet an astrology person who claims "there's no such thing as a good or a bad sign, all have positive and negative traits!" Ask them their opinion of Scorpios.

My trick with astrology people is "i don't believe in astrology because i'm an aquarius".

I'm not a formal "astrologist", but I did choose bulbasaur in Pokemon Red. This means I have all of the good traits and none of the bad ones. I can mate with any other sign or pokemon but choose not to because bulbasaur is the wisdom symbol.

Assigned Slytherin At Birth

Scorpios are okay but by the time you can make more than a couple of them you're better off using your workshops to make onagers or just saving the resources for trebuchets.

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Picking up on just enough astrology is a good way to pick up hot people with that crystal aesthetic. Then they look at my chart and its a recreation of the beginning of Toby Dammit so it doesn't last long.

Uh oh are we gonna have another astrology struggle session

The audacity to be born in April. I think someone should kill you

My partner just finished a certificate program for astrology. I was definitely a skeptic but I support her, especially in things she’s passionate about. I’ve come to understand it as basically an elaborate way of tracking patterns in living things from people to stars.

I’m fascinated how the astrological calendar lines up with other calendars. It’s clear Netanyahu is following the Jewish calendar for the war and it’s lined up with events in the astrological calendar. There are indications that something major will happen in the conflict - my guess is agression towards Lebanon - in the next ten days with the fast of the 17th of Tammuz on July 23. The Anaretic Full Moon in Capricorn is on July 21.

That being said, she probably would laugh at the jokes in this thread and loathes armchair internet “astrologers”.

Ask em about Geminis.

I used to live with some astrology lesbians and they were very insistent on knowing my exact minute of birth.

No idea what they ended up doing with that information ngl.

Astrology is just a socially acceptable way to ask when your birthday is.

I knew a lady that was a Scorpio. She had a mug with her sign and the little positive traits on it. Absolutely wonderful person and character in her own right. I can imagine it was an annoying thing to hear people talking shit with actual bile-filled intent.

I just like astrology because I invariably get the dickhead signs in all the different ways people look at it.

Scorpio is the most common sign so hating scorpios is actually elitism or something.

I’m a cancer and that’s the best sign. Suck it

You gotta problem with scorpios???? This is anti-scorpio discrimination!

What's wrong with Scorpio?

I could care less than the fact that it exists...

That being said, if you're born beyond July 31 and before Jan. 1, your day of birth is probably lame... why didn't ye get out of the womb earlier, plus, it reminds me of the end of summer breaks

Other than that, I don't see anything that stops them from being their own person...

Okay, but do you KNOW Vriska?

I don't believe in that shit, but the bad bish I introduced to my best friend and she destroyed his life was a Scorpio so, huh