Three Strings ($3 Venmo Only)

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So... You're trying to sell um... Cooked pizza slices? I don't know how good it's going to taste after it goes through the mail
- It's already been delivered once! There's no law that says you can't deliver the same pizza twice!
  
  Law or no law, I'm not paying for used pizza. Not unless you can guarantee it will arrive free of any bite marks and provide a certificate of authenticity!
$3 a string. Seems steep.
- No, it's $3 for all! Though I do have some steep-crust pizzas in my collection that I might be parting with soon!
What is the tensile strength of these strings?
- Either buy them or don't! No tire kickers!
  
  Well, are you selling tires or strings?

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