Don't make me tell you twice old man

The Plan? Impersonate God to convince Biden to drop out

That meme would be better if Biden was trying to suck on the finger

:lathe:

The pope tells brandon to resign, brandon refuses and is excommunicated from the catholic church

Pop goes the brain aneurysm?

That's so far out of Catholic bounds. You can't just say "intervene or I do, you know, the thing."

For fuck(s?) sake could someone just make it look like natural causes already??

Look out God! He's going to nibble!