Yup.
Yup.
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We've had the pocket protector for decades.
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Calculator wristwatches
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I saw one in person for the first time yesterday. I didn't think it was possible, but it is even uglier in person. I had to look at the driver to see what kind of person would buy that and to see if he felt shameful.
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So what did the driver look like?
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We saw one in person last week and couldn't stop laughing at how ridiculous it looked.
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Funnily enough, in the military they have those big thick glasses they call BCG which stands for "Birth Control Glasses"
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The microplastics is free!
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They're shit cars but gatekeeping manhood is even shittier
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Hmm. Normally I'd be inclined to agree, but this really doesn't feel like it's punching at men or manliness. It's more just saying no one will find you attractive if you have a cybertruck. And we all know you can be a man as well as completely unfuckable at the same time.
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It is not gatekeeping manhood, buying a Cybertruck is a clear sign that the man lacks common sense and has more money than brains, two very important red flags. The only women he will attract are the kind that like men with more money than brains. She is just setting her standards high.
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I saw one with a boat in tow the other day and all I could think about was how much I wished someone would try and use it as a submersible and leave us land dwellers alone.
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My wife called me two days ago saying "GUESS WHAT'S FUCKING BEHIND ME!". She was nearly home, and told me to run to the front window and look down the street toward the intersecting road. She turned onto our street, and moments later that stupid piece of shit went zooming by on the main road. I couldn't believe it. It was even dumber in person. I was so delighted she helped make that sighting happen, though.
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you mean women are not attracted to rich men, really ?
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A woman married me, so apparently not always.
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To me, the Cybertruck looks like someone put a fiberglass shell over an El Camino for a bad straight-to-video 1980s Mad Max ripoff.
Like this sort of thing, from the movie appropriately titled Battletruck:
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Bring back mumps for teen boys! Antivaxx for the win!
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I think the cybertruck is birth control, as I assume no woman would get close to a guy with that car
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Yes, that is the joke.
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Wait this is a joke?
( Goes to cancel order)
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Yeah, choose cybertruck over Jessica.
Solves all problems.
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What is the relation between those two things lol
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Is this a serious question?
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Yes I was tired and missed the joke, but now I see it lol
Frankly the downvotes are even funnier because of how stupid the whole thing is, gotta admit
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Jessica only procreates with men who have nicer cars.
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Rather, less stupid cars.
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There's a certain type of guy that wants a cybertruck. Most women would want to avoid that type of guy, and certainly wouldn't want to accidentally procreate with them. So the cybertruck is the ultimate cock block for the good of all humankind.
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It's stupid, but it suggests buying a cyber truck is its own form of birth control.
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