Did you lock your front door when you left home today?
Did you lock your front door when you left home today?
Do you remember locking the door and checking it this morning?
You little shit...
Jokes on you, I'm not leaving!
Fantastic! I hope you have a great day!
I check if other people have locked their doors as a profession. I'm a lazy cat burglar by trade, AMA
As a professional cat burglar, what was one of your most noteworthy heists?
I once went full meta and stole an actual cat. I think the owner was grateful because this cat is an arsehole.
You might be mistaken, Greg only steals lazy cats
Bold of you to assume I ever leave my house
Yeah did you unplug the hairdryer?
Good!
I don't have a hairdryer. With 6mm hair that is not needed
I don't have a hairdryer
…that you can remember.
It's better to check again. Maybe in fact you forgot you have one at home!
I’m paranoid and check the locks at least 2 times by jiggling the doorknobs before leaving. I also look back at the garage door as I drive away to make sure it doesn’t open again (for whatever reason) until it’s out of my sight.
Glad to hear that, you take care!
Nice try criminal won't single my house out that easily
yes i did
Excellent, have a lovely day!
Thank you !
If I didn't lock it, someone else will. Yep, I still live with my family.
I rarely touch the regular doors, I go out through the garage.
But did you lock the garage?
I just use the garage door opener, so sorta.
Primary residence, the door is never locked. Even when travelling out of the country, it's open. In a city of 3m+ people.
Other houses in less desirable countries have automatic locks. When the door closes, it locks. Garage door and front doors on internet control to open and verify status.
I have not used a physical key or worried about door locks for almost 20 years now.
Same here. I never lock my house.
It'll be fine, I trained Jaws to return home after eating.
Nice try, I never lock the door