gotdamn

Twitter formatting sucks ass.

Reading order:

4th (first post)

2nd (second post down)

1st (third post down)

3rd (last post)

You know what else kills a human? Forcing them to give birth even if they are not healthy enough to do so.

If you are going to make talking points at least be cohesive.

Apparently, water also burns

What order of events was this conversation?? I never could get into tumblr/Twitter reply format I'm so confused. Who shot first

Yeah.... Neosporin is WAY too weak for this burn. Holy crap hahahahaha

Water touches water and therefore makes it wet

Killing humans who have no nervous system is fine. It's only immoral if the human is a person

I wish Lake Superior would empregnate me.

Well played. Now let's have the fundy tell us how water covered the earth and drowned everybody but then the world was repopulated. Wait… is there some incest required for that to be true? OH NO!

Water is wet because people think water is wet.

What happened to Edmund Fitzgerald?

Imagine getting murdered by one of the great lakes and it doesn't involve drowning. 💀

He can't even get the order right. The phrase is "[thing] and also water is wet."

The gales of November came early this year.

Something something are these nuts fitton in you face...

Well, both were wrong about one thing.

Since the latter doesn’t follow from the former, refuting the first point doesn’t automatically refute the second. Nice try, Lake Superior, but you might want to brush up on formal logic.

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Look, I don't agree with the rest of the statement either, but tell me, what is the water touching? Oh, more water? Water is wet.