DeSantis stops FL beach closures despite "fecal pollution" warnings
DeSantis stops FL beach closures despite "fecal pollution" warnings
DeSantis made the announcement this week, even though two months prior, Florida residents had received a swimming advisory due to "fecal pollution."
Come to Florida where the beaches are as shitty as our politics.
Ehh, I don't think you're there yet. But by god , you're getting closer.
if the E. coli doesn’t get you, then the red tide or flesh eating bacteria surely will!
Swim in shit suckers! Look a trans person used a bathroom!
🤡🤡🤡
Sharks or shit, can't close the beaches when money is more important than safety.
That's not pudding on his fingers this time.
He’s going to burn the place down before he leaves.
He's been burning it down since day zero though
Not as exciting as a great white shark that is extra enamored of human flesh, but the outcome is the same: people will die.
I guess Florida ran out of Carl Hiaasen YA protagonists to keep that shit at bay.